Hello, Shwmae, Hola, 你好
It's most likely that you've accidentally stumbled on here looking for some cute dog videos or memes. Instead, you've come across yet another writer. Me: Angela Hui.
Since you're already in the neighbourhood you might as well stay for some snippets of my writing and work.
It's pronounced 'hoy' kinda like that famous bike man or hoisin sauce.